Top-lists Jokes

Top-lists Jokes

12 Good Things about Burning the Turkey


1. Salmonella won�t be a concern.


2. Everyo...

A BBS Commandment


11. Thou shalt not post anonymously when offer...

You Know You're From California When...


The fastest part of your commute is down your ...

Signs you've had too much of the 90's


Your "to do" list includes entries for lunch a...

I'd Love to But


I want to spend more time with my blender.
The...

More Confucius


Man who keep feet firmly on the ground have tr...

If I am ever a Hero's Sidekick


I will not assume that I know what's going on....

Ways to be annoying in computer labs


26. Stare at the screen, grind your teeth, sto...

Biggest Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle


:1. Being told to "Think Outside the Box" whe...

Fun to do during an exam


You should not attempt these things during an ...

Really Secret Weapons


10. QXP-A70 High Velocity Pea Shooter 9. 6.5 m...

Fun to do during an exam


You should not attempt these things during an ...

The Top 12 Worst Jobs in Show Business


12> Fact-checker for FOX News11> Donald ...

Star Wars Pants


Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if y...

Failed Star Wars Merchandising


1> Barbie Wan Kenobie's Malibu Deathstar2&g...

Ways to be annoying in computer labs


21. Draw a pictue of a woman (or man) on a pie...

The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account


10. "Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.c...

Top Ten Signs The Concert You're Attending is Not The Real Woodstock


From "Late Show with David Letterman" on Tuesd...

7 Goals for Management


Have management treat me better. Alienate at l...

Just like old times


Here are some quotes from people in the US dur...

Ways to be annoying in computer labs


11. Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If any...

The Top 17 Prison Movies Starring Martha Stewart


17> You've Got Jail!


16> Gone With the...

How to scare your neighbors


1. Order pizza and other food to their house a...

A BBS Commandment


23. Thou shalt not exchange copy protected sof...

A BBS Commandment


21. Thou shalt not upload "worm" programs.