Really Secret Weapons


10. QXP-A70 High Velocity Pea Shooter 9. 6.5 megaton stink bomb 8. EGADLO 100-year delayed-action nerve gas 7. The C-22 lightweight, fuel-efficient, wood pulp composite fighter jet 6. An evening of strip poker with "The Golden Girls" and "Mr. Belvedere" 5. The "Barney" suit after a 26-hour "Save the Children" telethon in Arizona 4. "Barney" in general, no matter what 'he' is doing... 3. Door-to-door salespeople 2. Windows 2,000,000 1. The Y2M (Year 2 Million) Bug

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