:1. Being told to "Think Outside the Box" when I'm in the @#$%? box all day! 2. Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me. 3. Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire. 4. That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button, I will get a piece of cheese. 5. Lack of roof rafters for the noose. 6. My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right. 7. Women: Damned near impossible to adjust your bra or slip without comment. 8. Men: Co-workers tend to stare when you take your pants off. 9. 23 power cords, 1 outlet. 10. Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds. 11. When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me. 12. Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.
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