17> You've Got Jail!
16> Gone With the Window Treatment
15> Desperately Seeking Souffle
14> Hang 'Em High, Using Only Dried Flowers, a Plastic Milk Jug and a Glue Gun
13> My Big Fat Butch Cellmate
12> Out of Attica
11> The Seafoam and Ecru Faux-Finished Mile
10> The Longest Yard (of Imported Silk Gingham Fabric That Would Make a Delightful Throw Pillow)
9> The Seven-to-Ten Years Bitch
8> Shivving Miss Doily
7> Martha's StrangeLunch, or How She Learned to Quit Worrying and Eat Both Her Soup and Her Dessert With the Same Spoon
6> Quiche of the Insider Woman
5> The Shawshank Redecoration
4> Midnight Espresso
3> How Martha Got Her Shiv Back
2> Cool Ham Soup
1> Date Breads in a Duffel Bag
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