The Top 17 Prison Movies Starring Martha Stewart


17> You've Got Jail!


16> Gone With the Window Treatment


15> Desperately Seeking Souffle


14> Hang 'Em High, Using Only Dried Flowers, a Plastic Milk Jug and a Glue Gun


13> My Big Fat Butch Cellmate


12> Out of Attica


11> The Seafoam and Ecru Faux-Finished Mile


10> The Longest Yard (of Imported Silk Gingham Fabric That Would Make a Delightful Throw Pillow)


9> The Seven-to-Ten Years Bitch


8> Shivving Miss Doily


7> Martha's StrangeLunch, or How She Learned to Quit Worrying and Eat Both Her Soup and Her Dessert With the Same Spoon


6> Quiche of the Insider Woman


5> The Shawshank Redecoration


4> Midnight Espresso


3> How Martha Got Her Shiv Back


2> Cool Ham Soup


1> Date Breads in a Duffel Bag


[ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ]


[ Copyright 2003 by Chris White ]

You might also enjoy

Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.