Have management treat me better. Alienate at least five new groups this year. Pamper my colon: Eat more fiber! Quit squeezing pimples, especially other people's. Stop doing so many of those lame Top 7 lists. Gain 20 pounds and keep smoking.Create task force to evaluate the efficaciousness of the strategic planning and definition in a synergistic manner of the seventh goal for this list.
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