Signs you've had too much of the 90's


Your "to do" list includes entries for lunch and bathroom breaks. They're the ones that never get crossed off.


You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.


You refer to your dining room table as the "flat filing cabinet."


You're paying $50 a month for 50 TV channels, but watching less TV than ever.


You get all excited when it's a weekend and you can wear sweats to work.


All you want for Christmas is ... a cell phone battery that lasts all day.


A "half day" at work means leaving at 5 p.m.


Your dream Saturday night is a bath, a bathrobe, a good book and lights out by 10 p.m.


You either eat out of vending machines ... or at the most expensive restaurant in town.


You dream of a week's holiday ... to clean and organize your desk.

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