Man who keep feet firmly on the ground have trouble putting on pants.
If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.
Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.
Couple on seven-day honeymoon make whole week.
Girl who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip.
Girl who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge.
Girl who go camping must beware of evil intent.
Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy -- feeling nuts.
Squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.
He who run behind bus get exhausted.
Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
He who fish in other's hole often catch crabs.
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