1> Barbie Wan Kenobie's Malibu Deathstar2> Darth Vibrader3> "Ewok On A Stick" toilet brushes4> Volkswagon's "Return of the Jetta"5> Tampex Tampons, now with starfighter X-wings and lightsabre applicator6> Darth Vader Ginsberg doll -- Black robe and goofy glasses sold separately7> Metamucil - "May the Force run through you!"8> McDonald's Ewok Burger Happy Meal9> "Do you know me? Probably not, if I'm out of my Stormtrooper uniform. That's why I carry American Express."10> Han Solo Cups11> R2D2, C3PO & KY4U "Adult Action Figures"12> Lando Calrissian Cognac -- 40 Parsecs of smoooooth13> Princess Chia14> Chewbacca Chew'n T'bacca, from Skoal15> The "Princess LeiaMe" blow-up doll
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