Sports Jokes

Sports Jokes

I hired a golf pro to tell me what's wrong with my tee shots

He said I was standing too close to the ball, a...

Two friends are playing golf one day at their local golf course.

Two friends are playing golf one day at their l...

Three businessmen are playing golf...

... the first man puts his thumb to his ear, hi...

A California business man, while in Japan...

for some business meetings and a few rounds of ...

John and Paul wanted to know if there is baseball in heaven

So they made a pact. Whoever died first would t...

A man and his wife go Golfing

A man and his wife call into a radio show and w...

Three sheiks brag about the size of their family

I have 5 sons. If I wanted to I could form my o...

2 guys are playing golf...

John tees off and makes it to the green. George...

"So how was your golf game today, dear?"

"Well, it was fine until Tom hit a hole-in-one ...

Oscar came from a rough home... (from the r/baseball jokes thread)

His dad was cruel, and an alcoholic. Oscar had ...

A husband gets home after playing golf.....

And his wife asks how it went to which he repli...

The Forgetful Golfer

A man was playing a full round of golf and forg...

Accident at the golf course

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and w...

Baseball Joke

What takes longer to run, first to second, or s...

A pop star, a country singer and a jazz musician are sitting in a bar...

The pop star goes on about all the money he mak...

A Husband Wonders How His Wife Would Move On If He Died

One day, a husband is wondering what his wife w...

My Favorite Joke, The Voice.

So a man is at work. He has a good and stable ...

Woman Dies on Golf Course

Elsa Peterson of Oak Bluffs was tragically kill...

My buddy plays golf like a man masturbating in a cold shower

No matter how he strokes it's just not going to...

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001

1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream...

Three pilots are bragging about the size of their planes...

Three pilots are bragging about the size of the...

A little boy and a little girl were walking home from school...

The little boy says to the little girl, "This w...