Three pilots are bragging about the size of their planes. The British pilot says: "Well, our planes so huge that they carry 3 football teams and 3000 fans!"
The American pilot says: "Pff, OUR planes are so huge they can carry 5 baseball teams and 5000 fans!"
They look at the German pilot. He smiles.
"Well, I don't know the exact numbers, so let me tell you about my latest flight. I was at cruising altitude and I heard a weird noise. So I told my copilot: Take the Volkswagen and head out onto the left wing to see whats wrong!
He came back 15 minutes later, having found nothing. I told him: take the Volkswagen and head out onto the right wing to see what wrong! He came back 15 min later, still nothing. I started to think hard. Then I told him: Take the Porsche and drive to the back, there has to be something! He took the Porsche and returned 4 hours later.
"Wow," he said, "your ears are really good! Someone left open a bathroom window in the back and an Airbus A380 flew in. It's been circling the light for hours!"
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