John tees off and makes it to the green. George steps up and sets a ball on the tee that looks unlike any ball John has ever seen so he asks, "whoa, what kind of ball is that?" "Oh, this ball is great" George replies, "if you hit it in the water it floats, if you hit it in a sandtrap it blinks, and if u hit it in the rough, it beeps... its great, you can't lose it!" ..."Wow, sounds awesome!" John says, "so where did you get it?"... George, getting ready to tee off says: "I found it".
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