A pop star, a country singer and a jazz musician are sitting in a bar...

The pop star goes on about all the money he makes: "With last years royalties and record sales money, I bought myself a yacht and a Ferrari!"
The country singer won't let that pass and tells them: "With my last years record sales money, I got myself my very own 18-hole golf course!"
The Jazzer stays silent, and after a while the two others ask: "So, what did you buy with your earnings, man?" He hesitantly answers: "A new shirt and a pair of trousers."
"What," shouts the counrty singer, "what about the rest of the money?" - "Oh, yeah, about that ... my mum borrowed me the rest."

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