"So how was your golf game today, dear?"

"Well, it was fine until Tom hit a hole-in-one on the third and promptly dropped dead of a heart attack."

"Oh, my! That's terrible!"

"You're telling me! For fifteen holes it was 'hit the ball, drag Tom, hit the ball, drag Tom'."

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