Elsa Peterson of Oak Bluffs was tragically killed on the Lake Bluffs golf course last evening when her husband Bill drove a golf ball that struck her in the head.
Police later questioned Peterson when the coroner mysteriously found a second golf ball lodged in his dead wife's rectum.
Peterson: "That would be my mulligan."
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