Sports Jokes

Sports Jokes

Things learned from children...


Some things I've learned from my children:


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Newspaper Headlines in the Year 2035


Ozone created by electric cars now killing mil...

Baseball heaven


Bob and Earl were best friends and had been fo...

Secrets Of Great Golf


A reporter was interviewing Jack Nicklaus. He ...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7?


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Sellik fans


Q: What would you call 2 Sellik fans going ove...

Having a baby.


The room was full of pregnant women and their ...

Hole in one!


Bill goes golfing every Saturday. One Saturday...

The Duck Hunt


One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he ...

Respectful golfer


A couple of elderly gentleman are playing a le...

Golf explained - part 1


1. Golf can best be defined as an endless seri...

Baseball game


Bill Clinton and his wife Hilary were at a bas...

You consider your annual bath


You consider your annual bath one too many.You...

Slow Golfers/The Pastor, Doctor and Engineer


A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waitin...

5 silly questions


The five toughest questions women ask - and th...

80-Pounder


Did u here about the 80-pound guy with the 40-...

Upgrade to Wife 1.0


Dear Tech Support:


I am desperate for some h...

Greatest hitter


A little boy was overheard talking to himself ...

What will you do for golf?


Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During...

$5 Golf Bet


Sid and Barney head out for their usual 9 hole...

Mancunian


Q: What do you call a Mancunian with no arms a...

Woops


Conversation over dinner:


WOMAN: What would ...

Football animals


During the Super Bowl, there was another footb...

Redneck quickies 38


You might be a redneck if...


You think "Coun...