... the first man puts his thumb to his ear, his pinkie to his mouth, and just starts talking. The other men are confused, but the first man says "It's just a phone call, I had a microphone installed in my pinkie and a speaker installed in my thumb!"
The second man is about to tee off when he pauses and just starts talking to himself. He explains to the men he has a microphone in a tooth and a speaker in his ear for business calls.
Suddenly, the third man pulls down his pants and grabs a roll of toilet paper from his briefcase. As he is squatting, he tells the men "It's alright, I'm just expecting a fax!"
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