My Favorite Joke, The Voice.

So a man is at work. He has a good and stable job but hates it very much. One day while he is at work a voice comes to him and says, "sell your house take all of your money and go to vegas". He shrugs the voice off and keeps working. The next day he goes to work and the voice comes to him again saying, "sell your house take all of your money and go to vegas." And again he doesn't listen. The third day when the voice comes back he finally breaks down and goes through with it. He sells his house and explains to his family that he has to go see about something (and they respond somewhat akin to how the wife reacts to dude building a baseball field in field of dreams). Anyway he buys a plane ticket and takes all of his money to vegas. He gets off the plain and the voice immediately comes to him saying, "go to Harrah's Casino". He does so and as he walks through the door the voice says, "Cash all of your money into Chips". At this point it is undeniable what the voice has in mind. But he has come this far so he does it. $600 grand now he has in a bag and he waits for the voices next command. Eventually the voice says "go to the third roulette table from the left". And when he gets there the voice says, "Place all of your money on number 17." He hesitates but does so. His hands are sweating and knees are trembling and the ball begins to spin around and around. Everyone nearby in the casino comes to watch this spectacle. The ball slowly comes to a stop on number 21 and the voice says, "Fuck."

edit: plain to plane