A man and his wife call into a radio show and win a free trip to the most expensive golf course in town. The husband, being the gentleman he is, lets the wife go first.
"Alright honey, no matter what you do, just don't hook your shot, as these are the most expensive houses in town." he says to his wife.
Sure enough, her first shot, she hooks into the biggest window of the biggest house on the course. The couple decides to walk up to the house and fess up to what they've done.
They knock on the door and a man answers holding a golf ball. "Are you the ones who hit this ball?" he asks. "Yes, I'm very sorry" says the husband. "No, thank you very much, come in, come in!" says the man.
Confused, the couple steps into the house. The man points to a shattered lamp on the ground. "Do you see that lamp? I'm a genie and I have been imprisoned there for the past 3000 years. Because you set me free, I'll grant each of you a wish, and then take one for myself." He turns to the wife and asks "What is your wish?"
"I'd like a house in every country so I can vacation somewhere different every year!" she says. The genie snaps his fingers, "Done!" he exclaims. He turns to the husband, "What's your wish?" he asks. "I'd like ten million dollars deposited in my bank account every year for the rest of my life." Once again the genie snaps his fingers, "Done!"
They both turn to the genie and ask "Well, what's your wish?" "Well, I've been imprisoned in a lamp for the past 3000 years," the genie explains, "It gets kind of lonely...I'd kind of like to sleep with your wife."
The couple step aside and discuss this and determine that they're getting a good deal out of this, so they figure why not. The genie takes the woman upstairs and has his way with her.
After a few hours, the genie rolls over and looks at the woman, "How old is your husband?" he asks. "35" she replies.
"..and he still believes in genies? Amazing"
Edit: Removed words.
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