A Husband Wonders How His Wife Would Move On If He Died

One day, a husband is wondering what his wife would do if he suddenly died.

"Darling," he says. "If I was to suddenly die I don't want to feel like you could never find love again."

His wife shakes her head. "Oh, it would be difficult at first but I think I would manage."

The husband thinks for a moment and asks, "would you let your new man use my things?"

"Which things," asks the wife.

"Hmm. What about my aftershave - you know, the one you really like. Would you let him use that?"

The wife thinks for a moment. "Yes, I don't see why not."

"Ok," says the husband. "What about my CDs. Would you let him use those aswell?"

Again the wife pauses for a moment before answering. "Yes, I can't see that would be a problem."

The husband nods in agreement. "Yes, that's fine. But what about my golf clubs? Would you let me use those too?"

The wife answers without pausing this time.

"Oh no darling, of course not. He's left handed."

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