In school, the teacher warns her students...
..."I will not tolerate any excuses for any kin...
Sex Jokes
Play Date
A mom is driving her little girl to a friend’s ...
Oral Misgivings
Q: How can you tell if your date really digs or...
An older Chinese couple run a restaurant...
The man suggests they could spice up their incr...
Tarzan and Jane were in the jungle...
... and while Jane was asking Tarzan about his ...
Coming out
A little boy knocked on my door and said, "Is J...
4 rules for a happy marriage
1. It is important to find a woman who cooks an...
The town i grew up in was so small...
we had drivers-ed and sex-ed in the same car.
My wife and I were watching Millionaire in bed.
I turned to her and asked, 'Do you want to have...
Why don't they teach sex-ed and drivers-Ed on the same day in the Middle East?
Because the camels can't handle it.
Athiesgasm
What would an atheist say while having an orgas...
9% Smarter
Why are men 9% smarter after sex?
They were plu...
Dave is tired of the corporate world and city life so he moves to a small country town....
After a few weeks of not seeing a single soul t...
A priest is in the confessional box...
A priest is in the confessional box and he has ...
A man is celebrating his 60th birthday..
A man is celebrating his 60th birthday, and his...
Woman in Nursing Home
A very elderly woman in a nursing home decided ...
This joke works better if you read it aloud.
A waiter in a restaurant sees a beautiful woman...
Terrible pun (I'm sorry)
What do you call a guy who travels the world co...
Adam and eve have problems
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their ...
A newlywed couple wanted to join a church...
So they met with the priest and asked to become...
An elderly man walked up to me today when I was wearing my Michigan sweatshirt. Without even saying hello, he started telling me...
A beautiful blonde woman visits the doctor for ...
Three salesmen, an Englishman, a French man, and an American, meet in an airport...
and eventually the topic turns to sex.
The En...
One from france
Do you know why 50% of women on earth will neve...
An Arab national is interviewed at the Embassy for a visa:
Consul: Your name please?
Arab: Abu Zina...
A salesman finally retires and moves far away...
....from everyone in the middle of Alaska. Afte...