lawyers....
Q: What happens to a lawyer when you give them ...
Sex Jokes
In tandem with the supreme court ruling in favor of same-sex marriage New Line Cinema announced a sequel to Wedding Crashers.
It's going to be called Wedding Crashers 2: Cou...
Marijuana should've been legalized at the same time as same sex-marriage
because it says in the bible, a man who lies wi...
A woman runs into the doctors office..
Woman: Doctor! Doctor! I think I'm pregnant!
Do...
Not part of the retirement plans.
A man takes early retirement and leaves the big...
The trouble with aliens and lawyers [NSFW]
A man told his lawyer the following story:
I w...
First "Contact"
In the years that followed first contact betwee...
THE STAGES OF SUCCESS
At age 4 success is...not peeing in your pants...
A Greek and a Italian are having a beer.
The Greek Says
"You know, we invented sex."
The...
So I found out Viagra's pharmaceutical name.
Mycoxafloppin
Old man at the hospital.
An old man comes to the doctor and says:
"I h...
What do you get when you cross a female tyrannosaur with a male tyrannosaur?
Tyrannosaurus Sex!
*I apologize deeply, I'm s...
A sex-reassignment specialist is trying to simplify the names of surgical procedures...
He takes his nurse aside and explains "Lots of ...
Best pickup line that should not fail.
Guy: Wanna have great sex.
Girl: No.
Guy: Gre...
Birds and the bees.
A little boy asks his father, "dad? I know what...
So it's an old man's 99th birthday...
...and his caretakers decide to hire a prostitu...
A bunch of amazing Panda jokes...
What do you call 2 pandas having sex?
Pandamoan...
I want to live my next life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way....
"Wanna hear a joke?" my friend says
"Sure, I could go for a joke." I answer.
With ...
A Cuban just arrived on a raft...
And is being interviewed when they ask him Name...
One morning my gorgeous 18 year old sister came
into my room crying. Dad had finally told her t...
Desert Island Deppression
A man gets stranded on a desert island and afte...