Sex Jokes

Sex Jokes

A guy asks a nurse about his wife..

guy: Nurse when do you think we can have sex?

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A father and son are waking through the park...

... when they come across two dogs rigorously h...

Survey says



According to a new study by the CDC, women ar...

A Chinese man is in bed with his wife

He says Hunny, Hunny, I wanna have sex

She say...

How do you become invisible?

Get a child and then perform sex-altering surge...

My girlfriend broke my heart this Christmas

We'd been together for many years. We've had ou...

Jack wasn't feeling like himself so he went to the doctors.

One day, Jack wasn't feeling like himself so he...

A man asks his wife...

Husband: "Honey, how come you never shout my na...

A man and his son at the drugstore

A man and his son go to the drugstore when they...

I knocked on my neighbour's door.

I said, "I've come to complain about the noise....

The common phrase to express somethings simplicity is

"its not rocket science...". But what do rocket...

A guy comes back from his honeymoon...

...and the next day at work his co-worker, a ma...

In a crime scene....

"So, Rookie, What do you make of all this?"

"W...

Bill Clinton jokes never get old

What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary after sex...

A woman sneezes on an airplane

A man sitting next to a woman on an airplane no...

If Hillary Clinton makes it onto money...

...then she would have had to be on top while h...

On his 20th wedding anniversary, a man proposes a toast to his wife.

He's surprised when she slaps him across the fa...

Do you smoke...

The Lady asked," Do you Smoke after Sex?"
I sai...

A man is sitting next to a woman...

A man and a woman were sitting beside each othe...

Found my son and his girlfriend naked in his room.

And I was like "*Sex-education* is so advanced ...

Clueless boyfriend walks into publix to buy condoms.

Can't find them.
Finally goes in the right aisl...

A woman goes to the doctor...

The doctor asks "What seems to be the problem?"...

A man goes to the dentist...

... to have some teeth pulled out. As the denti...

A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's

A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck'...

60 Years of Marriage

An old couple in their 80's are sitting in thei...