The man suggests they could spice up their increasingly stagnant sex-life...
"Perhaps we could try Sixty Nine?" he says to his still lovely wife with a twinkle in his eye.
She looks at him with a blank stare, not looking enthusiastic at all.
"You mean beef with broccoli?"
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