A mom is driving her little girl to a friend’s house for a play date. “Mommy,” the little girl asks ,”How old are you?”
“Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age. It is not polite.” the mother warns.
The little girl says, “Ok, How much do you weigh?”
“Now really, these are personal questions and really none of your business” the mother says.
Undaunted, the little girl asks, “Why did you and daddy get a divorce?”
“That is enough questions, honestly!” the exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin play.
“My Mom wouldn’t tell me anything” the little girl says to her friend.
The friend said, “All you need to do is look at her drivers license. It’s like a report card- it has everything on it.”
Later that night, the little girl says to her mother “I know how old you are. You are 32″.
The mother is surprised and asks ,”how did you find that out?”
“I also know that you weigh 140 pounds” says the girl.
The mother is past surprise and now shocked… “How in heaven’s name did you find that out?”
The little girl says triumphantly,”And I know why you and daddy got a divorce.”
“Oh really? And why’s that?” the Mother asks.
“Because you got an F in sex.”
The mother fainted.
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