So they met with the priest and asked to become members.
"We would love to have you in our congregation," said the priest, "but we have a strict policy you must follow. To be pure of body when you join you have to go for one month without having sex."
"But, Father," the couple replied. "We were just married a few weeks ago. Is there any way around this rule?"
"I'm sorry, my children," he said, "but we cannot make any exceptions."
"Alright then, we can do it," the couple replied. "We'll see you in a month."
A month later the couple returned looking rather ashamed.
"What happened?" Asked the priest.
"Father, it was just yesterday, my wife bent over to pick up a can of peas and I couldn't resist her anymore. We made passionate love to each other right there on the floor."
"In that case, I'm sorry my children," said the priest, "but you aren't welcome in our church."
With tears welling up in her eyes, the wife turned to her husband and sobbed, "Now that's two places, honey. We're not welcome in the grocery store either."
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