A very elderly woman in a nursing home decided one day that she'd played it safe her whole life and she needed to go out on a limb for once. So she stepped out of her room when she saw an elderly gentleman approach, opened up her robe and asked, "You want some Super Sex?"
The old man looked at her shocked for a moment, then said "Believe i'll have the soup..."
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