and eventually the topic turns to sex.
The Englishman says, "Before I left for this trip, I made love to my wife 3 times. The next morning she woke up and made me a big breakfast of fried bacon, potatoes and eggs. As I went out the door she gave me a passionate kiss and told me last night was amazing and she was the happiest woman in the kingdom."
The Frenchman says, "Hah! Before I left I made love to my wife 7 times and the next morning she made me a huge breakfast of omelettes, crepes, and croissants. As I sat down to eat she slid into my lap and told me she could never love another man."
Then the Englishman and Frenchman turn to the American. He shrugs,"Before I left, I made love to my wife once. "
His friends start laughing. "Once? Just once? What did your wife say to you in the morning?"
"Don't stop."
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