Adam and eve have problems

Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a
few nights, Eve became upset.

“You’re running around with other women,” she charged.

“You’re being unreasonable,” Adam responded. “You’re the only woman on Earth.” The quarrel
continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was
Eve.

“What do you think you’re doing?” Adam demanded.
“Counting your ribs!”


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One more !

A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband’s best friend. They have
sex for hours, and afterward while they’re just laying there, the phone rings.

Since it is the woman’s house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks over at her and listens,
only hearing her side of the conversation (she is speaking in a cheery voice).
“Hello? Oh, hi. I’m so glad that you called. Really? That’s wonderful. I am so happy for you. That
sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye.”

She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, “Who was that?”
“Oh,” she replies, “that was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he’s having on his
fishing trip with you.”

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and another one ...

This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside on a fine Sunday afternoon and
are watching the bull auction. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off. “A
fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year.”
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs and comments, “See! That’s more than five times a
month!”

The second bull is to be sold. “Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last
year.”
Again the wife bugs her husband, “Hey, that’s about 10 times a month. What do you say to that?”

Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.
The third bull is up for sale. “And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!”
The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells, “That’s once a day, every day of the year! How
about you?”
The husband was pretty irritated by now and yells back, “Sure, once a day! Great! But you ask the
auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!”