....from everyone in the middle of Alaska. After 6 months of blissful solitude he hears a knock on his front door. He answers to a burly bearded man wearing overalls.
"My name's Lars, yer nearest neighbor a few miles down the road. I wanted to invite you to a party I'm having this weekend."
"I haven't seen anybody in months. I think I'd tell like that."
"Well, I need to warn you," Lars says. "There's going to be some heavy drinking."
The salesman replies, "I can handle my liquor, I'll be alright"
Lars starts to turn to leave, but turns and says, "I need to warn you 'bout something what, there's gonna be some fightin' goin' on"
"I'll be okay," the man says, "I'm not one to pick fights or argue"
Lars turns to leave again, remembers one more thing. "I have to tell ya, there's gonna be some wild sex."
The man perks up real quick, he's liking the idea of this party more and more.
He asks Lars, "what should I wear?"
"Don't matter, it's just gonna be me and you."
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