Tarzan and Jane were in the jungle...

... and while Jane was asking Tarzan about his life she asked him how he had sex.
Tarzan wasn't sure what she meant so she proceeded to explain.
Tarzan explained that he used a knot hole in a tree trunk.
Jane was shocked by this and said 'You can't do it like that I will have to show you'.
So she takes of all her clothes, lays onto the ground and points to her privates 'Put it in there' she says.
So Tarzan takes off his loin cloth and gets closer and then kicks her as hard as he can in the groin.
Jane is rolling around in agony and says 'What did u do that for?'
Tarzan says 'checking for squirrels'.

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