An Arab national is interviewed at the Embassy for a visa:

Consul: Your name please?







Arab: Abu Zina.







Consul: Sex?







Arab: Every day.







Consul: Er, I mean, male or female?







Arab: Don't matter, sometimes even Camel.







Consul: Holy cow!







Arab: Yes, cows and donkey too.







Consul: Isn't that hostile?







Arab: Hosstyle, Dogstyle, any style!.







Consul: Oh dear!







Arab: No deer! run too fast.

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