Rabbit Jokes

Rabbit Jokes

A man was relaxing on a long train ride.

When the train started to shudder and shake. Th...

Refrigerator rabbit

A man opens his refrigerator and is shocked to ...

A man was balding very quickly

But he did not want to get a hair transplant no...

Did you hear about the rabbit with OCD?

It was a hare meticulous.

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

.... you-neak up on it. Boom Boom.

FBI, CIA and NYPD

Are all discussing which is the best organizati...

A rabbit trap fell on my head.

It got caught on my hair.

Three blondes are hiking in Scotland

They set out early afternoon on a sunny Thursda...

Tortoise won the race but the Rabbit got to sleep

I think we all know who the real winner is.Fuck...

A guy applies for a job with the N.Y.P.D.

Inspector says "These are the best qualificatio...

Three blondes are walking through the woods

shortly into their walk, they find tracks on th...

Smartenin' pills

This little kid Jimmy was frustrated, because e...

Thanks in part to the Walt Disney Corporation…

…. most of you are familiar with the stories of...

A man was driving along the highway...

... and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle ...

Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves.........?

Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolv...

A man applies for a job as a cop with the LAPD and gets an interview.

The interviewer shuffles his papers and says, "...

3 hunters...

3 hunters go hunting. One is smart, one is aver...

How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes?

You never see a rabbit wearing glasses.

The Neighbor's Rabbit

One night, a man was sitting on his front porch...

Dirty take on an old classic

Patricia the prostitute was feeling down; she h...

A blind rabbit and a blind slug

A blind rabbit and a blind slug are moving thro...

A rabbit is walking along a long road

When he spots on old tavern up ahead. Its been ...

A classic from my grandfather.

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on...