Smartenin' pills

This little kid Jimmy was frustrated, because every day as he walked to school with his lunch, the big bully Buster would stop him and ask him what he had for lunch. Then he would take the lunch and eat it!

So one day Jimmy decided he had enough, he had to do something about this. Now his Aunt Matilda had a little organic farm in her back yard, and grew rabbits. So Jimmy had a bright idea. He went to Aunt Matilda's and scooped up about 1/2 pound of rabbit turds - those little black-brown pellets that look like overgrown TicTacs but not shiny. Next day, he took a sandwich baggie, filled it up with those nice little pellets, and started off to school.

Sure enough, like usual, Buster stopped him on the street and asked him, "Whatcha got in your lunch today!?"

Jimmy replied, "Smartenin' Pills! Wanna try some?"

"What are Smartenin' Pills?" asked Buster.

Jimmy said, "When you eat them they make you smarter, real fast!"

"I need to get smarter more'n you. Gimme the bag!" Buster barked, as he grabbed the bag from Jimmy, opened it up and grabbed a bunch of turds from the bag. He tossed them in his mouth and started to chew. "What the ...! These taste like shit!"

"See, you're gettin' smarter already!" Jimmy volunteered, as he began to run to school.

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