What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?
What did the magician say when he made his rabb...
Rabbit Jokes
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny?
What did the customer say to the pet shop assis...
What book did the rabbit take on vacation?
What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One ...
Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent.
Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not pay...
Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?
Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special car...
May I buy half a rabbit?
May I buy half a rabbit? No, we don't split hares!
Lara Rabbit: Do you think that's Sophie's natural color?
Lara Rabbit: Do you think that's Sophie's natur...
How is a rabbit like a plum?
How is a rabbit like a plum? They're both purpl...
How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfwa...
How do you make a rabbit stew?
How do you make a rabbit stew? Keep it waiting.
How do you make a rabbit fast?
How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it.
How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew?
How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew?...
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed?
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your b...
How do rabbits get to work?
How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit!
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?...
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?
How did the close race between the rabbit and t...
Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a mi...
Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit?
Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a b...
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jum...
Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory?
Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in ...
Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from?
Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? Moth...
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit.
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the ...
Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have?
Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and ...
How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?
How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk...
Hop Hop Love
Q: What did the rabbit say to his girlfriend on...