When he spots on old tavern up ahead. Its been a long journey so he decides to pop in for a little break.
He appoaches the bar and orders a pint of ale and asks what food is on offer.
"Tonights special is toasted sandwiches, cheese, tomato or ham" the landlord says.
"Great, I'll have a pint and a toasted cheese sandwich please. Oh and take one for yourself" says the bunny cheerfully
He takes a seat, eats his toasted sandwich and drinks his pint. then he gets up, walks to the bar and orders another pint, and a tomato toasted sandwich, and once again buys the landlord and his wife a drink. He sits and eats his food and drinks his beers while making pleasent conversation with the locals.
Again he stands walk over to the bar and says "Another pint of your delicious ale please and I think I'll try a toasted ham sandwich this time" he hands over a 20 and tells the landlord to buy himself and his wife a drink and put the change in the charity box.
he sits and tucks into his food and drinks his beer as the landlords wife says "what a delightfull young rabbit!".
Suddenly the bunny keels over and dies. right in the middle of the pub.
Seeing as he was such a nice rabbit the landlord and his wife decide to bury him in the back garden, along with a little cross and a bunch of flowers.
A year later, the pub is packed and doing a great trade.
Suddenly punters are screaming and running out the door. the landlord looks around the bar and sees a ghostly rabbit floating across the floor towards him.
"W w what was wrong" cries the landlord, "W w was the beer off?" he stutters in fright.
The ghost of the rabbit looks at him and says in a spooky voice
"Noooooooo! it was mixin' ma toasties"
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