3 hunters...

3 hunters go hunting. One is smart, one is average, one is stupid.

The smart hunter goes out and comes back with a deer.

"Where'd you get the deer?" the other two ask.

"I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, I found the deer, I shot the deer."

Then, the average hunter goes out and comes back with a rabbit.

"Where'd you get the rabbit?" ask the other two.

"I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, I saw the rabbit, I shot the rabbit."

Then, the dumb hunter goes out and comes back with a bunch of cuts and bruises.

"Where'd you get so many cuts and bruises?" the other two ask.

"Me see track, me follow track, me see train, me shoot train, train no stop."

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