The interviewer shuffles his papers and says, "Well these are some of the best qualifications I've ever seen; I'd be a fool not to hire you, but there's one more test I need you to complete, you know, to see if you are the right person for the job." He goes into a drawer and hands a pistol to the man, "Go and shoot 6 black guys and a rabbit."
"Why the black guys?"
"They are wanted fugitives and are considered armed and dangerous."
"So why the rabbit then?"
"Well if you couldn't shoot a rabbit, then you definitely couldn't shoot a wanted fugitive. I need you to prove that you aren't afraid to fire a gun."
"Then perhaps the job isn't for me, I'm an animal lover."
"That's a poor attitude to have. I'm sorry but we cannot hire you. You can leave."
The man leaves and the interviewer welcomes in the second candidate. He shuffles his papers and says, "Well these are some of the best qualifications I've ever seen..."
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