One night, a man was sitting on his front porch when his dog brought the corpse of Fluffy, the neighbor's rabbit, to his doorstep. Horrified, the man took the rabbit inside. The man did not particularly care for the neighbors, but he could not bear the thought of someone believing that he was responsible for the death of such a cute, innocent animal.
So he spent the night cleaning up what remained of the poor creature and made Fluffy look good as new. Once he was done, he snuck onto the neighbor's property and placed the dead rabbit in their backyard.
The next day, while the man was outside washing his car, he noticed the husband from next door also standing outside, looking more solemn then usual. The man approached him and asked how he was doing.
The husband replied, with melancholy in his voice, "oh, I'm okay, but unfortunately we've had a death in the family. Our little Fluffy died yesterday."
The man's heart began to race, but he knew he had to keep his composure. "Oh I'm sorry to hear that," he replied.
After a brief sigh, the husband looked at the man and said, "it's okay, we know he went peacefully, but what's really weird is that someone dug up his corpse, and then went through the trouble of cleaning him up and throwing him back in our yard."
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