A guy applies for a job with the L.A.P.D...
The inspector says: "These are the best qualifi...
Rabbit Jokes
A Rabbit and a Bear..
A rabbit and a bear go to relieve themselves in...
if a rabbit's foot brings good luck
then, what happened to the rabbit?
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it! How do you catch a tame rabbit...
Two rabbits are talking to each other by the side of the road...
One says to the other,
"Dude, you know if you'...
I was going to tell some rabbit jokes
But people tend not to carrot all about them.
I cheated in the annual rabbit racing contest.....
I won by a hare
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best..
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying t...
How do you catch a unique rabbit ?
you neek up on it.
Three statisticians go out hunting together...
After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. The ...
Texas Sheriffs Deputy Exam
A man in Texas looking to join the Frio County ...
Chrosshair
Crosshair is what rabbit breeders do.
How did the rabbit know his wife was cheating on him?
There was a hare in his bed.
Two blondes are walking through the woods...
...when they come across a set of tracks.
"Tho...
How do you catch a rabbit?
Lay in the grass and make a noise like a carrot
I had a neurotic rabbit once.
His name was Stu.
How do you catch a rabbit?
Sit in a field and make carrot noises.
The CIA, FBI, and the KGB are tasked with finding a rabbit in a forest...
The CIA show up after a few days and release a ...
Camping trip
When I was younger I went on a camping trip wit...
Two blondes are walking through a forrest...
They come across some tracks and the first blon...
Rabbi
For the longest time I thought Rabbi was the pl...
Why was the rabbit hopping in circles?
Because I shot its leg off.
What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It's been nice gnawing you.
Two rabbits were chased by hounds
They ran until they couldn't run anymore. Holed...
How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?
One. It's a trick question.