Patricia the prostitute was feeling down; she had recently been beaten by her pimp and was given a demeaning nickname from her peers because of it. Still, she had to work. Her pimp dropped her off at a client's house for their prearranged meeting. To her surprise, it was a dog that answered the door and asked her to remind him of her fee.
"It's $200 a night," she said.
"Well, I don't have that kind of money, but I do have this."
The dog produced a ceramic rabbit from a table in the walkway.
"Hold on a minute," Patricia said, baffled.
She took the rabbit from the dog and brought it over to her pimp's idling car.
"Do you know what this is about?" she asked her pimp.
He looked at her and said, "it's a knick knack, Patti Whack, give a dog a bone."
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