FBI, CIA and NYPD

Are all discussing which is the best organization at catching criminals. To settle the discussion they all agree to go into a near by Forrest to find a released rabbit.
The FBI goes in first. After a couple of weeks they are unable to find the rabbit so they burn the forrest down, killing everyone inside.
The CIA then goes in next. They question everyone as witnesses, stage a coup and still, after months of tracking are unable to apprehend the rabbit
The NYPD goes in and a couple hours later they come out with a beaten bear who is yelling "all right, all right! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

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