When the train started to shudder and shake. This was normal, the man didn't even open his eyes. However, it went on for about 3 minutes, tossing and turning and when it finally stopped, he asked the ticket man what had happened.
"I am sorry sir, we ran over a rabbit"
"A rabbit? It lasted for a few minutes!"
"I know sir, we had to chase it through 2 fields!"
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