They set out early afternoon on a sunny Thursday morning in the middle of July. The three girls are kitted out with the best equipment that money can buy and have got their route from Stirling to Callander planned perfectly. After an hour or so of walking one of the blondes comes across some tracks in a field. She claims them to be rabbit tracks, while a second blonde says they must be deer tracks cause they are far to big.
Upon hearing this the third blonde turns pasty white. Maybe these are haggis tracks! The three of them agree to follow the tracks until the find out what left them there.
After another hour or so all the girls were hit by a train.
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