Rabbit Jokes

Rabbit Jokes

Better than a rabbit

More.of a hilarious one liner

Me (hairdresser...

So the FBI, the DEA, and the Chicago police are looking for a bear ...

This bear has been up to no good - it's suspect...

A rabbit with a wooden eye and a turtle with a wooden leg

are at a dance. The rabbit goes up to the turtl...

If Mr.Bean is planning for making a new episode, here's the script

A man looks out the window into his back yard a...

Two guys are hunting in the fog

Two guys are hunting in the fog.

The second g...

A Rabbi was drinking his Tea.

And turned into a Rabbit.

Blank paper

Teacher was checking on students during art cla...

A rabbit walks into a bar...

..and says to the barman, 'I'd like a melted ch...

Smart pills

One day two boys were walking through the woods...

A wolf was strolling through the forest.

A wolf was strolling through the forest, when h...

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare!

Ha...

The Rabbit and the Seagull

On a long summer day, a fat man was walking dow...

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit ple...

Two flying turtles found a rabbit inside a hole

The rabbit cried out, "Is it midnight?"

A rabbit enters a bakery ...

... "D'you had 100 pieces of buns?"
"No we do...

Three blondes are walking through the woods...

They come across a pair of tracks.

The first ...

Walking in the woods...

Two blondes were walking through the woods, whe...

Scotland Yard x FBI x Brazilian Police

To settle once and for all the discussions abou...

2 guys walk down the street and meet a talking rabbit...

2 guys walk down the street and meet a talking ...