More.of a hilarious one liner
Me (hairdresser): sorry excuse me, must have a hair in my eye. *wiping eye*
*continue haircut*
Client: *poker face* better than a rabbit.
Me: ................ ................................
......................:O! :,D tears of laughter.
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