..and says to the barman, 'I'd like a melted cheese sandwich'. The barman obliges and watches as the rabbit demolishes it in two bites. 'Can I get the same but with mushrooms?', asks the rabbit. Again the barman supplies the sandwich and watches as the rabbit eats. This goes on for a while, with the rabbit ordering all types of delicious hot sandwiches. Then, suddenly, the rabbit drops to the floor and starts to shake violently, frothing uncontrollably from the mouth. 'Are you alright?' Asks the barman, to which the rabbit replies..
'yes, I'm just mixin my toasties!'
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