... "D'you had 100 pieces of buns?"
"No we don't have that many," answers the baker.
On the next day, the rabbit comes to the bakery again.
"D'you had 100 pieces of buns today?"
"I'm sorry, no, we still don't have that many," the baker says.
On the third day the baker is prepared when the rabbit enters and asks,
"Hello, d'you had 100 pieces of buns today?"
He answers: "Yes, today we have that many!"
So the rabbit says: "Den I'll take two!"
*Some historic background info: These jokes emerged in Eastern Germany in the mid 70's and were a subtle play on limited resources:*
*It all started with a bunny in the pharmacy asking for carrots of course. The pharmacist said they didn't have any. Repeat for three days and the pharmacist becomes angry and tells the bunny: "No I don't have any carrots and if you ask me again, I'll nail you to the wall!" So the next day, the bunny comes in and asks, "Do you have any nails?" The pharmacist erupts, "NO, I DON'T HAVE ANY NAILS!" And the bunny: "Do you have any carrots, then?"*
*An alternative ending was the pharmacist putting up a sign that reads "No carrots today." And the bunny would walk in upset, saying, "So you lied, you had carrots!"*
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