What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?
A Hot Cross Bunny
Rabbit Jokes
What does a television have in common with a rabbit?
His ears!
Yes, this is a real joke I got from...
Want a rabbit joke?
Hare you go.
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One day two boys were walking through the woods...
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You 'neek up on him.
How do you catch a TAME r...
Where are the raisins today?
A student used to give his teacher some raisins...
What's the same as an ocean rabbit?
A C-hair!
A Tale of Two Dougs.
Once there were identical twins, both named "Do...
What does a wolf cough up after eating a rabbit?
A hare ball
Want to know why carrots give you good vision?
Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses before?
Funniest Joke Ever.
Nevermind, it actually isn't that funny. Ok we...
What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?
"Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?
A dead rabbit with a big hole.
i was cutting boards at work...
i was cutting boards at work, as i went to brin...
A mouse falls into a deep puddle
A mouse falls into a deep puddle in the middle ...
Heard this one from the priest this morning
A man was driving his car down the road, when a...
I make rabbit tuxedos for a living.
I'm a hare-dresser.
A blind rabbit and a blind snake
A blind rabbit and a blind snake are roaming ar...
why didn't the rabbit like his beer?
not enough hops
What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!
Once upon a time, a rabbit went bald...
...and he was so embarrassed that he ran away. ...
Sam goes to the doctor...
Sam, who just turned 86, goes to the doctor.
D...
Clean English jokes, you must laugh!!!
Little Johnny wanted to be an accountant, so he...
A rabbit checks out a library book
One day a rabbit checked out a library book and...