A wolf was strolling through the forest, when he stumbled upon a rabbit with a rope tied around his ears, hanging from a tree.
The wolf, confused, asked
"Hey rabbit, can you tell me what you're doing?"
The rabbit responds
"I can't take it anymore!! I'm putting an end to my misery!
I'm hanging myself!"
The wolf, even more confused, says to the rabbit,
"Rabbit... if you want to hang your self... why don't you tie the rope around your neck instead of your ears?.."
The rabbit looked at the wolf and replies
"What are you talking about wolf?!
How would I be able to breath??"
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