This bear has been up to no good - it's suspected of running a major meth lab, money laundering, and even murder for hire. The authorities think the bear is hiding in some woods near Chi-town.
The FBI go into the woods first. After a few hours, the agents come out. "No bear in there," they say. "He got away."
Then the DEA give it a try. They search the forest for 24 hours but find no suspects.
Finally, the Chicago police take over. Two CPD officers walk into the forest. Muffled cries can be heard amongst the trees. About an hour later they walk out with a rabbit in handcuffs.
"Alright! Alright! I'm a bear," says the rabbit.
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